Don't take candy from strangers, they say, strangers who might just be innocent, kind-hearted, idiotic people who find you cute and want to share their extra chocolate with you.
Be serious, they say. Be mature. Act your age. Why? Maturity is so overrated. The more mature you are, the sadder. And boring-er. So stay immature, stay awesome. Look at the fun side, and enjoy life.
In other news.
Why does water make everything so much more awesome? Mere glasses become time-traveller-looking swimming goggles. Slides become water slides. Holes in the ground become those amazing, extraordinary things that only a person completely deprived of creativity would have named a swimming pool. Air filled pieces of rubber become water balloons (so much awesomer than normal balloons). Air becomes rain.
I love H20.
~Sam
Be serious, they say. Be mature. Act your age. Why? Maturity is so overrated. The more mature you are, the sadder. And boring-er. So stay immature, stay awesome. Look at the fun side, and enjoy life.
In other news.
Why does water make everything so much more awesome? Mere glasses become time-traveller-looking swimming goggles. Slides become water slides. Holes in the ground become those amazing, extraordinary things that only a person completely deprived of creativity would have named a swimming pool. Air filled pieces of rubber become water balloons (so much awesomer than normal balloons). Air becomes rain.
I love H20.
~Sam
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