Things I Possibly Have OCD About

This is not a very nice post, but I really don't care right now. I just want to get rid of it. Enjoy!

So here it is. I have compulsive needs to:

• Remove hair bands of the people standing in front of me.
• Not switch off my phone.
• Clean dirty spectacles, mine or anyone elses.
• Check fb notifications-ALL of them, even the ones completely unrelated to me where random people I've never heard of comment on an acquaintance's picture.
• Not allow my balance t to drop below a certain amount. And this is not like when its about to go into negatives and I lose it completely, its like when I still have a reasonable amount left, say 50 bucks, but a part of my soul still dies when it goes to 49. 
• Grammar grammar GRAMMAR. I am a grammar Nazi, despite showing evidence to the contrary in this post. 
• Editing things in my head. Even if you think its perfect, I will find errors, and I will correct them in my head, even if I don't point them out to you. 
• Listening to music every night, and making up stories about songs in my head. 
• Lying in bed for at least a little while and day-dreaming or something, before actually waking up. 
• Be hideously polite to all authority figures. Unless they majorly, MAJORLY piss me off. Then I'm all curt and indifferent. 
• Type whenever I have the opportunity.
• Use big words.
• Proof-read everything. Except this post.  
• Change the screen saver of the computer/laptop if I don't like it, even if it belongs to someone else. 
• Finish every book and series I begin. There've only been a couple in all my life that I've left incomplete, and you can imagine how bad they must've been for me to do that.
• Type how I think or talk. Even when I'm trying to save messages, I will text thoughts exactly how they come into my head, and not ct dwn or typ lyk ths. 
• Type complete words. (See above.) Try not to get pissed off when other people don't.
• Arranging things in a neat, linear manner, kind of like Monk. 

This list is just what I could think of now, and its really rough and horrible and I'll probably update it later when I have the time and inclination, but its been sitting in my drafts section for centuries now and I figured it was about time it saw the light of day. 

~Sam